If they would let members of the opposite sex in the dorm rooms we wouldn’t have this problem smh
My circle of friends has dramatically shrunk to a handful. That’s life.
| me: | hey darlin welcome home |
| husband: | *kiss* hey baby how are you to- |
| me: | take off your pants |
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| husband: | hey i just ordered some chinese food |
| me: | how long did they say it would take? |
| husband: | about 30 mins |
| me: | get naked |
| husband: | but i thought we were gonna- |
| me: | naked. now |
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| husband: | i'm bored |
| me: | lay down.now |
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| me: | i love you so much |
| husband: | i love you too...it's a beautiful saturday morning and i don't have to work today. We should go to the park and- |
| me: | get in the bed |
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| husband: | there is this great new bookstore around the corner wanna go? |
| me: | nope.sex |
| husband: | but they have that book you wanted and i was- |
| me: | sex |
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| me: | i had a crappy day at work today |
| husband: | want me to make you some tea? |
| me: | i want you naked. i'm angry |
| husband: | what about a back rub? |
| me: | naked...drop your pants |
| husband: | you mean you don't want to talk about it? really?! |
| me: | drop your pants and put ya dick in my mouth...this is not a fucking game. |
I don’t know how I feel. I’m losing myself.
But who is there to lose? I wasn’t quite sure who I am in the first place. You can’t lose something you never had, so…
I don’t speak African.
I speak Yoruba.
I don’t speak African.
I speak Igbo.
I don’t speak African.
I speak Hausa.
I don’t speak African.
I speak a language, and African is not a language.
(via simply1-in-a-million)